WEIHNACHTSGEDICHT DER KLASSEN 9-12
How to buy presents:
Try to save every penny
Start shopping last minute
Avoid questioning your mates
Don´t think about granny
Sounds simple, doesn’t it?
How to survive Christmas markets:
Avoid buying Christmas food
Lose all your friends in the crowds
Burn your tongue with mulled wine
And be in a bad mood
Sounds simple, doesn’t it?
How to get along with Christmas music:
Listen to “Last Christmas” a thousand times
Enjoy your friends´ awful voices
Try your best and sing along
Pretend to know all the lines
Sounds simple, doesn’t it?
How to decorate a Christmas tree:
Use a flamethrower to light the candles
Decorate it with heavy ornaments
Let them fall down one by one
Give up on the fairy lights you can´t handle
Sounds simple, doesn’t it?
How to ruin a Christmas dinner:
Cook the recipe you saw
Don’t care about your vegan cousin
Save your money, cook it with candles
Realize the duck you cooked is still raw
Sounds simple, doesn´t it?
If you follow these simple recommendations,
you will be rewarded with the world´s best Christmas celebrations.