Celebrating Christmas sounds simple

WEIHNACHTSGEDICHT DER KLASSEN 9-12

How to buy presents
Try to save every penny 
Start shopping last minute
Avoid questioning your mates
Don´t think about granny 
Sounds simple, doesn’t it?

How to survive Christmas markets
Avoid buying Christmas food
Lose all your friends in the crowds
Burn your tongue with mulled wine
And be in a bad mood
Sounds simple, doesn’t it?

How to get along with Christmas music:
Listen to “Last Christmas” a thousand times
Enjoy your friends´ awful voices
Try your best and sing along 
Pretend to know all the lines 
Sounds simple, doesn’t it?

How to decorate a Christmas tree:
Use a flamethrower to light the candles
Decorate it with heavy ornaments
Let them fall down one by one 
Give up on the fairy lights you can´t handle
Sounds simple, doesn’t it?

How to ruin a Christmas dinner
Cook the recipe you saw
Don’t care about your vegan cousin
Save your money, cook it with candles
Realize the duck you cooked is still raw
Sounds simple, doesn´t it?

 

If you follow these simple recommendations,
you will be rewarded with the world´s best Christmas celebrations. 

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