{"id":4502,"date":"2021-12-22T15:43:39","date_gmt":"2021-12-22T14:43:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/gymharen\/?page_id=4502"},"modified":"2021-12-22T16:15:48","modified_gmt":"2021-12-22T15:15:48","slug":"celebrating-christmas-sounds-simple","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/gymharen\/celebrating-christmas-sounds-simple\/","title":{"rendered":"Celebrating Christmas sounds simple"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\">WEIHNACHTSGEDICHT DER KLASSEN 9-12<\/h4>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"alignright size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"144\" height=\"138\" src=\"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/gymharen\/files\/2021\/12\/Bild1-1.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4498\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>How to buy\u00a0<strong>presents<\/strong>:\u00a0<br \/>Try to save every penny\u00a0<br \/>Start shopping last\u00a0minute<br \/>Avoid questioning your mates<br \/>Don\u00b4t think about granny\u00a0<br \/>Sounds simple, doesn\u2019t it?<\/p>\n<p>How to survive\u00a0<strong>Christmas markets<\/strong>:\u00a0<br \/>Avoid buying Christmas food<br \/>Lose all your friends in the crowds<br \/>Burn your tongue with mulled wine<br \/>And be in a bad mood<br \/>Sounds simple, doesn\u2019t it?<\/p>\n<p>How to get along with\u00a0<strong>Christmas music<\/strong>:<br \/>Listen to \u201cLast Christmas\u201d\u00a0a\u00a0thousand times<br \/>Enjoy your friends\u00b4 awful voices<br \/>Try your best and sing along\u00a0<br \/>Pretend to know all the lines\u00a0<br \/>Sounds simple, doesn\u2019t it?<\/p>\n<p>How to decorate a\u00a0<strong>Christmas tree<\/strong>:<br \/>Use a flamethrower to light the candles<br \/>Decorate it with heavy ornaments<br \/>Let them fall down one by one\u00a0<br \/>Give up on the fairy lights\u00a0you can\u00b4t handle<br \/>Sounds simple, doesn&#8217;t it?<\/p>\n<p>How to ruin\u00a0a\u00a0<strong>Christmas dinner<\/strong>:\u00a0<br \/>Cook the recipe you saw<br \/>Don\u2019t care about your vegan cousin<br \/>Save your money, cook it with candles<br \/>Realize the duck you cooked is still raw<br \/>Sounds simple, doesn\u00b4t it?<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>If you follow these simple recommendations,<br \/>you will be\u00a0rewarded with the world\u00b4s best Christmas celebrations.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>[<a href=\"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/gymharen\/kreatives-schreiben-in-der-weihnachtszeit-gemeinschaftsprojekt-der-klassen-5-8-und-9-12\/\">zur\u00fcck zum Beitrag<\/a>]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>WEIHNACHTSGEDICHT DER KLASSEN 9-12 How to buy\u00a0presents:\u00a0Try to save every penny\u00a0Start shopping last\u00a0minuteAvoid questioning your matesDon\u00b4t think about granny\u00a0Sounds simple, doesn\u2019t it? How to survive\u00a0Christmas markets:\u00a0Avoid buying Christmas foodLose all your friends in the crowdsBurn your tongue with mulled wineAnd<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1256,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":10,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-4502","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/gymharen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4502","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/gymharen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/gymharen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/gymharen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1256"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/gymharen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4502"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/gymharen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4502\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4506,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/gymharen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4502\/revisions\/4506"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/gymharen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4502"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}