Was sagt der gro\u00dfe Stift zum klein Stift? Wach\u2013mal\u2013Stift!\u201c\u270f\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Was ist wei\u00df und fliegt durch die Luft? Die Biene Mayo!\u201c\ud83d\udc1d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201eDu Papa, warum legen die H\u00fchner eigentlich die Eier?\u201c fragt der kleine Bert seinen Vater.\ud83d\udc68 \ud83d\udc66 \u201eJa, wenn die H\u00fchner die Eier etwa werfen w\u00fcrden, w\u00fcrde es ja R\u00fchrei geben\u201c, so der Vater.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Was fliegt und hat vier Beine? Zwei V\u00f6gel!\u201c \ud83d\udd4a\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Was macht ein Nashorn im Regen? Es bestellt sich eine Hornbrille.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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