{"id":13653,"date":"2026-09-19T06:05:14","date_gmt":"2026-09-19T04:05:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/?p=13653"},"modified":"2026-09-19T06:05:14","modified_gmt":"2026-09-19T04:05:14","slug":"%f0%9f%a4%a3die-besten-3-witze%f0%9f%a4%a3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/%f0%9f%a4%a3die-besten-3-witze%f0%9f%a4%a3\/","title":{"rendered":"\ud83e\udd23Die besten 3 Witze\ud83e\udd23"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Der erste Witz lautet: Ich habe einen Joghurt fallen lassen. Er war nicht mehr haltbar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Der zweite Witz lautet: Sagt die Lehrerin: \u201eFritzchen nenne mir bitte f\u00fcnf Tiere aus Afrika.&#8220;. Sagt Fritzchen: \u201eZwei L\u00f6wen und drei Elefanten.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Der dritte Witz lautet: \u201eWarum vertrocknen meine Planzen st\u00e4ndig?\u201c Jens, er steht auf dem Schlauch.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><br>Geschrieben von Hevin<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Der erste Witz lautet: Ich habe einen Joghurt fallen lassen. Er war nicht mehr haltbar. Der zweite Witz lautet: Sagt die Lehrerin: \u201eFritzchen nenne mir bitte f\u00fcnf Tiere aus Afrika.&#8220;. Sagt Fritzchen: \u201eZwei L\u00f6wen und drei Elefanten.\u201c Der dritte Witz&#8230; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/%f0%9f%a4%a3die-besten-3-witze%f0%9f%a4%a3\/\">Weiterlesen &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9194862,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,5,38],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13653","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-allgemein","category-spass","category-witze-spass"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13653","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9194862"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13653"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13653\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14025,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13653\/revisions\/14025"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13653"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13653"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13653"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}