{"id":13656,"date":"2026-09-11T15:45:26","date_gmt":"2026-09-11T13:45:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/?p=13656"},"modified":"2026-09-11T15:45:26","modified_gmt":"2026-09-11T13:45:26","slug":"kinderwitz","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/kinderwitz\/","title":{"rendered":"Kinderwitz"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Lehrer zu seinen Sch\u00fclern:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eKinder, was erhaltet ihr von H\u00fchnern?\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Kinder: \u201eEier, Herr Lehrer.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Lehrer: \u201eKinder, was erhaltet ihr von den K\u00fchen?&#8220;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Kinder: &#8222;Milch, Herr Lehrer.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Lehrer: \u201eKinder, was erhaltet Ihr von den Schweinen?\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Kinder: \u201eHausaufgaben, Herr Lehrer\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Geschrieben von Carl<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lehrer zu seinen Sch\u00fclern: \u201eKinder, was erhaltet ihr von H\u00fchnern?\u201c Kinder: \u201eEier, Herr Lehrer.\u201c Lehrer: \u201eKinder, was erhaltet ihr von den K\u00fchen?&#8220; Kinder: &#8222;Milch, Herr Lehrer.\u201c Lehrer: \u201eKinder, was erhaltet Ihr von den Schweinen?\u201c Kinder: \u201eHausaufgaben, Herr Lehrer\u201c Geschrieben von&#8230; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/kinderwitz\/\">Weiterlesen &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9194884,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,5,38],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13656","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-allgemein","category-spass","category-witze-spass"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13656","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9194884"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13656"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13656\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13903,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13656\/revisions\/13903"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13656"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13656"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13656"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}