{"id":13914,"date":"2026-09-14T05:36:44","date_gmt":"2026-09-14T03:36:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/?p=13914"},"modified":"2026-09-14T05:36:44","modified_gmt":"2026-09-14T03:36:44","slug":"der-schule-witz","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/der-schule-witz\/","title":{"rendered":"Der Schule Witz"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Fragt Frizchen die Lehrerin: &#8222;Darf man f\u00fcr etwas bestraft werden, das man nicht gemacht hat?&#8220;. Sagt die Lehrerin: &#8222;Nein, das w\u00e4re ungerecht!&#8220;. Sagt Fritzchen: &#8222;Toll, ich habe meine Hausaufgaben nicht gemacht!&#8220;\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Geschrieben von Nadin<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fragt Frizchen die Lehrerin: &#8222;Darf man f\u00fcr etwas bestraft werden, das man nicht gemacht hat?&#8220;. Sagt die Lehrerin: &#8222;Nein, das w\u00e4re ungerecht!&#8220;. Sagt Fritzchen: &#8222;Toll, ich habe meine Hausaufgaben nicht gemacht!&#8220;\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23 Geschrieben von Nadin<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9194843,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,5,38],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13914","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-allgemein","category-spass","category-witze-spass"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13914","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9194843"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13914"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13914\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13924,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13914\/revisions\/13924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13914"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13914"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13914"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}