{"id":13981,"date":"2026-09-19T06:30:10","date_gmt":"2026-09-19T04:30:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/?p=13981"},"modified":"2026-09-19T06:30:10","modified_gmt":"2026-09-19T04:30:10","slug":"elefanten-witz-%f0%9f%90%98%f0%9f%90%9c","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/elefanten-witz-%f0%9f%90%98%f0%9f%90%9c\/","title":{"rendered":"Elefanten Witz \ud83d\udc18\ud83d\udc1c"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ein Elefant kommt und eine Ameise sagt: &#8222;Lass uns k\u00e4mpfen!&#8220;. Dann kommt noch eine Ameise und will mit k\u00e4mpfen. Der Elefant sagt: &#8222;Das ist unfair! Ihr seid zu zweit, ihr werdet eh gewinnen!&#8220;.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Geschrieben von Marlo und Ruschanth<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ein Elefant kommt und eine Ameise sagt: &#8222;Lass uns k\u00e4mpfen!&#8220;. Dann kommt noch eine Ameise und will mit k\u00e4mpfen. Der Elefant sagt: &#8222;Das ist unfair! Ihr seid zu zweit, ihr werdet eh gewinnen!&#8220;. Geschrieben von Marlo und Ruschanth<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9194857,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,5,38],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13981","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-allgemein","category-spass","category-witze-spass"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13981","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9194857"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13981"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13981\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14049,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13981\/revisions\/14049"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13981"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13981"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13981"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}