{"id":5099,"date":"2023-05-05T14:04:22","date_gmt":"2023-05-05T12:04:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/?p=5099"},"modified":"2023-05-05T14:04:22","modified_gmt":"2023-05-05T12:04:22","slug":"fritzchen-witz-1-%f0%9f%98%86","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/fritzchen-witz-1-%f0%9f%98%86\/","title":{"rendered":"Fritzchen-Witz 1 \ud83d\ude06"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-color has-background\" style=\"background-color:#c41414;color:#1e14c4\"><strong>\u201eMama, kann ich ins Schwimmbad, weil das 1 m Brett wird jetzt er\u00f6ffnet?\u201c \u201eJa, kannst du, Fritzchen.\u201c Dann geht Fritzchen ins Schwimmbad. Danach kommt er wieder mit einem gebrochenen Arm. \u201eFritzchen, was hast du im Schwimmbad gemacht?&#8220; Am n\u00e4chsten Tag fragt Fritzchen: \u201eMama, kann ich ins Schwimmbad, weil das 3 m Brett er\u00f6ffnet wird?\u201c Mama antwortet: \u201eFritzchen,  ja, kannst du.\u201c Dann kommt er zur\u00fcck. Am n\u00e4chsten Tag fragt Fritzchen: \u201eMama, kann ich ins Schwimmbad, weil das Wasser eingelassen wird?\u201c Die Mama sagt: \u201eIst das dein Ernst? <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-small-font-size\">Geschrieben von Mia <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201eMama, kann ich ins Schwimmbad, weil das 1 m Brett wird jetzt er\u00f6ffnet?\u201c \u201eJa, kannst du, Fritzchen.\u201c Dann geht Fritzchen ins Schwimmbad. Danach kommt er wieder mit einem gebrochenen Arm. \u201eFritzchen, was hast du im Schwimmbad gemacht?&#8220; Am n\u00e4chsten Tag&#8230; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/fritzchen-witz-1-%f0%9f%98%86\/\">Weiterlesen &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9194157,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5099","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-allgemein"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5099","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9194157"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5099"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5099\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5125,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5099\/revisions\/5125"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5099"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5099"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5099"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}