{"id":5392,"date":"2023-05-26T13:10:13","date_gmt":"2023-05-26T11:10:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/?p=5392"},"modified":"2023-05-26T13:10:13","modified_gmt":"2023-05-26T11:10:13","slug":"die-tauben-witz","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/die-tauben-witz\/","title":{"rendered":"Die Tauben (Witz)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-medium-gray-color has-text-color\">Zwei Tauben auf einem Dach beobachten, wie ein D\u00fcsenj\u00e4ger mit einem langen Kondensstreifen \u00fcber den Himmel zischt. Sagt die eine Taube: \u201eDer hat es aber eilig.\u201c Darauf sagt die andere: \u201eWas w\u00fcrdest du denn machen, wenn dir der Hintern brennt?\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-gray-color has-text-color has-small-font-size\">Geschrieben von Hanna<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Zwei Tauben auf einem Dach beobachten, wie ein D\u00fcsenj\u00e4ger mit einem langen Kondensstreifen \u00fcber den Himmel zischt. Sagt die eine Taube: \u201eDer hat es aber eilig.\u201c Darauf sagt die andere: \u201eWas w\u00fcrdest du denn machen, wenn dir der Hintern brennt?\u201c&#8230; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/die-tauben-witz\/\">Weiterlesen &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9194053,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,5,38],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5392","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-allgemein","category-spass","category-witze-spass"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5392","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9194053"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5392"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5392\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5423,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5392\/revisions\/5423"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5392"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5392"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5392"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}