{"id":5402,"date":"2023-05-31T10:12:32","date_gmt":"2023-05-31T08:12:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/?p=5402"},"modified":"2023-05-26T13:13:23","modified_gmt":"2023-05-26T11:13:23","slug":"an-der-strasse-witz","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/an-der-strasse-witz\/","title":{"rendered":"An der Stra\u00dfe (Witz)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>An der Stra\u00dfe steht der schluchzende Bob. Kommt ein Polizist vorbei und fragt: \u201eWarum weinst du denn, Bob?&#8220; Bob antwortet: \u201eIn der Schule haben sie uns gesagt, wir d\u00fcrfen erst \u00fcber die Stra\u00dfe gehen, wenn alle Autos vorbeigefahren sind. Und jetzt stehe ich hier seit einer halben Stunde, und es ist immer noch kein Auto vorbeigefahren.&#8220;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-small-font-size\">Geschrieben von Hanna<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An der Stra\u00dfe steht der schluchzende Bob. Kommt ein Polizist vorbei und fragt: \u201eWarum weinst du denn, Bob?&#8220; Bob antwortet: \u201eIn der Schule haben sie uns gesagt, wir d\u00fcrfen erst \u00fcber die Stra\u00dfe gehen, wenn alle Autos vorbeigefahren sind. Und&#8230; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/an-der-strasse-witz\/\">Weiterlesen &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9194053,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,5,38],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5402","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-allgemein","category-spass","category-witze-spass"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5402","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9194053"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5402"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5402\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5425,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5402\/revisions\/5425"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5402"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5402"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5402"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}