{"id":5712,"date":"2023-06-23T17:55:56","date_gmt":"2023-06-23T15:55:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/?p=5712"},"modified":"2023-06-23T17:55:56","modified_gmt":"2023-06-23T15:55:56","slug":"der-aufzug-witz","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/der-aufzug-witz\/","title":{"rendered":"Der Aufzug (Witz)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Der Lehrer schimpft mit Peter und fragt ihn w\u00fctend: \u201eWarum kommst du schon zum f\u00fcnften Mal in einer Woche zu sp\u00e4t?\u201c Peter antwortet: \u201eAuf dem Aufzug stand nur f\u00fcr vier Personen. Da musste ich nat\u00fcrlich warten, bis drei weitere Personen gekommen sind.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-small-font-size\">Geschrieben und ausgedacht von Hanna<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Der Lehrer schimpft mit Peter und fragt ihn w\u00fctend: \u201eWarum kommst du schon zum f\u00fcnften Mal in einer Woche zu sp\u00e4t?\u201c Peter antwortet: \u201eAuf dem Aufzug stand nur f\u00fcr vier Personen. Da musste ich nat\u00fcrlich warten, bis drei weitere Personen&#8230; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/der-aufzug-witz\/\">Weiterlesen &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9194053,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,5,38],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5712","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-allgemein","category-spass","category-witze-spass"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5712","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9194053"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5712"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5712\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5795,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5712\/revisions\/5795"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5712"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5712"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5712"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}