{"id":5758,"date":"2023-06-30T13:06:47","date_gmt":"2023-06-30T11:06:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/?p=5758"},"modified":"2023-06-30T13:11:59","modified_gmt":"2023-06-30T11:11:59","slug":"die-frage-witz","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/die-frage-witz\/","title":{"rendered":"Die Frage (Witz)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-regular-font-size\">Am fr\u00fchen Morgen in der Schule sagt die Lehrerin zu den Sch\u00fclern: \u201eWer mir die n\u00e4chste Frage richtig beantwortet, darf nach Hause gehen.&#8220; Sie dreht sich um, um die Matheaufgabe an die Tafel zu schreiben. Da wirft Bob einen Stift nach vorne. Die Lehrerin fragt: \u201eWer war das?&#8220; Bob antwortet:  \u201eIch! Und sch\u00f6nen Tag noch!&#8220;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-small-font-size\"><br>Geschrieben von Melina<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Am fr\u00fchen Morgen in der Schule sagt die Lehrerin zu den Sch\u00fclern: \u201eWer mir die n\u00e4chste Frage richtig beantwortet, darf nach Hause gehen.&#8220; Sie dreht sich um, um die Matheaufgabe an die Tafel zu schreiben. Da wirft Bob einen Stift&#8230; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/die-frage-witz\/\">Weiterlesen &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9194158,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,5,38],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5758","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-allgemein","category-spass","category-witze-spass"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5758","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9194158"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5758"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5758\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5893,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5758\/revisions\/5893"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5758"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5758"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wordpress.nibis.de\/strompost\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5758"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}